Awesome Case of the Day--Bonus

So these two guys are hanging out, drinking.  The alcohol runs dry, as it is wont to do.  The defendant wants liquor.  The victim wants beer, because he "don't drink no liquor."  So they get into a fistfight (!) until the defendant pulls out a knife (!!) and stabs the victim 4 times (!!!).  Now, I don't like beer either, but I'll be damned if I'd cut a bitch over it.